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Comedy Central
Mar 25, 2013 11:30pm PDT
we're waiting for this law to change we're going to create this university to keep the kids educated so they can keep taking classes and keep their minds going and also get access to the education which they want. >> stephen: why should they get this education? it's our education? it's american education. >> yes, well -- >> stephen: they are taking american thoughts and ideas. that's american knowledge. >> except, you know -- >> stephen: no, i don't. [ laughter ] >> here is what it is. >> stephen: okay. >> this is the situation, every single immigrant we have, undocumented or documented is a future american. that's just the truth of it. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: no, no, it's not. you know what? >> yes, it is. >> stephen: you are talking about path to citizenship do you believe in that? >> doesn't the whole republican party believe in it now. >> stephen: not the whole republican party. >> leave to lose one more election. >> stephen: or one win if they turn out the base. i believe in the guest worker program because it's the right thing to do. like a guest in your home you can
Comedy Central
Mar 25, 2013 10:45am PDT
of the law. hello, mr. planetarium operator. what brings you out here? these boys seem to think you're some kind of sick weirdo that's got a master plan to screw with the minds of everyone in town. [ chuckles ] oh, really? yeah, i just thought i'd come show them around so they'd know there's nothing to be scared of. actually, this is a pretty inopportune time. okay. i'll be quick, then. of course, officer. come on in. [ robotically ] hello, children. oh, no! they got chef, too! welcome to the planetarium. well, it's nice to see you finally got a real job, chef. i love my work. i know what you mean. i've always loved the planetarium, too. would you like to see the stars, officer? no! no! that would be superduper! don't do it, officer barbrady! hello? hi, grandma. it's me -- eric. oh, hello, eric. grandma sure has missed you. i wanted to remind you that i'm gonna be on television tonight, so be sure to watch. oh, i will, eric. you know, i remember when i was a little girl and had my first talent-show audition -- okay. bye. [ telephone beeping ] mr. marsh: hello. the marshes aren't
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